We looked at the data from millions of hours of dash cam footage and realized that recording an incident is only half the battle. The other half is the argument that follows. We're just automating that process.
BlackboxMyCar Spokesperson
Using advanced sentiment analysis and a direct link to your car's infotainment system, BackSeat Lawyer™️ detects aggressive driving, illegal maneuvers, and even the flashing lights of law enforcement. When triggered, it automatically lowers your driver-side window and delivers a perfectly crafted verbal response, allowing you to stay focused on the road.
Perfect for our friends up north, this mode de-escalates any situation with unwavering politeness. If someone cuts you off, it will calmly state: "Oh, sorry there! Just wanted to let you know you might have forgotten your turn signal back there, bud. No worries, happens to the best of us, eh?"
When pulled over, it will politely inform the officer: "Beg your pardon, officer, but I do believe my vehicle was travelling at a velocity perfectly in line with the provincially mandated speed guidelines. Perhaps your radar needs a little recalibration, eh? Just a thought."
For the driver who means business. This mode is optimized for maximum intensity and is perfect for navigating the chaos of playoff season traffic. If another driver tailgates you, it will bellow: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'VE SEEN BETTER DRIVING ON A ZAMBONI! BACK OFF!"
When facing a speeding ticket, it will confidently declare: "That's a bad call, ref! I was in the zone! You're gonna send me to the box for that? UNBELIEVABLE!"
For when you absolutely, positively need to speak to the manager of the road. This mode is designed for maximum escalation and is guaranteed to get results. If someone takes your parking spot, it will shriek: "EXCUSE ME. I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR PRECISELY 4.7 SECONDS. I HAVE YOUR LICENSE PLATE ON CAMERA AND I AM CALLING THE AUTHORITIES. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE."
And for speeding tickets? "I AM A TAXPAYING CITIZEN AND I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR. THIS IS HARASSMENT. I HAVE A LAWYER AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
Available exclusively during major sporting events, Sports Mode™️ is a limited-time personality that channels the energy of the season directly into your dash cam. Activated automatically during race weekends and playoff nights, it will assess any near-miss on the road and declare: "THAT MOVE WOULDN'T EVEN FLY IN THE PIT LANE, PAL!"
It also includes a special Overtime Protocol, where if you are stuck in traffic for more than the expected drive time, it automatically contacts your insurance company to request a refund.
This announcement comes on the heels of our National Championship Overtime Protection partnership with PlayAbly, where customers using code OVERTIME could get 100% of their money back if the big game went to overtime. Between the thrill of a potential full refund and the peace of mind of never having to argue with another driver again, there has never been a better time to be a BlackboxMyCar customer.
Between March Madness, race season, and playoff hockey, April is the most stressful month on the road. BackSeat Lawyer™️ is our gift to drivers everywhere. You're welcome.
BlackboxMyCar Spokesperson
BackSeat Lawyer™️ will be available starting today, April 1st. To activate it, simply honk your horn three times in the pattern of "shave and a haircut," and your dash cam will ask which personality mode you'd like to enable.
So, what are you waiting for? Upgrade your dash cam today and let it do the talking for you.
APRIL FOOLS!
While we haven't quite mastered the art of automotive argumentation, we have mastered the art of protecting you on the road. A dash cam is still your best defence against bad drivers, unfair tickets, and parking lot mishaps. And that's no joke.
Your dash cam won't argue for you, but it will give you the undeniable footage that ends the argument every time. Shop our full collection of dash cams and find the right one for your drive. Because the best comeback is always the one on camera.
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